Merch FAQ

Q. EWWW, MY SHIRT SMELLS FUNNY!
A. Wash it. No, seriously. All of our shirts are treated with a chemical that smells like vinegar. It’s not actually vinegar though, and your shirt isn’t edible. It just helps to bind the ink with the fibers in the shirt, to ensure that they hold up well to repeated washing.

Q. Do you ship internationally? 
A. Of course!

Q. How long until my shirt is shipped out?
A. We try to be super duper fast, and ship everything out within 2-4 business days.

Q. Do you provide refunds?
A. Nope, all sales are final! This is mostly because of the way our shirts are handled and processed. As soon as you place your order with us, we send that order to our shirt supplier. The elves (or at least we assume they’re elves) start work on your shirt immediately. You pay us, we pay them, and you get the shirt.

Q. What’s it cost to ship a Shirt?
A. It’s $4.00 USD to ship to the United States, $6.00 USD to ship to Canada, $7.00 USD to ship to the United Kingdom, and $11.00 everywhere else. (per shirt)

Q. What’s it cost to ship a Hoodie?
A. It’s $8.00 USD to ship in the United States, $13.50 USD to ship to Canada, $16.00 USD to ship to the United Kingdom, and $22.00 everywhere else. (per hoodie)